Fear “Fact”or

From whatever I have studied for GRE I have understood that Phobias have many types right from the fear of height, Fear of depth, Fear of Confined spaces to Fear of crowded streets. I don’t fear any of them (seriously J ) ………….but I have developed a new phobia these days. ……Phobia of school growing students……..why because whenever I see them I see closed down schools and that Swine flue virus coming towards me, singing the song “ I am gonna get ya get ya get ya…….one way or another “. Man this gives me jitters!!!

Jokes apart to tell you the truth it’s not that happy merrily singing H1N1 virus’s fault. The main blame goes to the airport authorities who are handling the situation very lethargically and remaining goes to the stupendously idiotic Indian media channels for making a a big hype of it. If we see it correctly these channel people should educate people on the flue instead of giving out silly bits and pieces on the how this man got the swine flue and survived, What are mans feeling after having swine flue,

“ Puna mein 39 log swine flue se pareshan…..kya hai asali khabar ……jaannane ke liye dekhiye” like that and all. I know you run a 24 hrs of news channel and you don’t have better to news than Boring well kids, Amitabh bacchanas Cold and Yamlok ki sair like a shitty stories but that doesn’t mean instead of comforting people with real knowledge you scare them with your half baked knowledge. Is this today Indian media man now I have phobia of them too a real one.

As I see swine flue is not a dangerous type of disease, it can be cured well within 8 days; normal cold also takes that many days. Yes I know I am not a doctor and I can’t predict its effects and all stuff but we have faced deadly outbreaks in the past deadlier than this like plague and all. Didn’t we have chickenpox and stuff when we were little? At least I had once. I believe if there are no new diseases then, virologists and doctors will be out of work It is challenging for them its like someone has designed a new language and they are learning the syntax and semantics. I guess we hadn’t had such a fear of diseases when we were young because the media people weren’t dumb as much as they are now.

So much fear. Fear resulting from dearth of knowledge ……I read article in Pune Mirror (now this is called real journalism newspaper) a student who got infected with swine flue few days back is now cured totally but nobody is ready to play with him he is banished by his own friends!!! What the hell…….. Authorities are also so stupid one school arranged a meet for the parents teachers and students to inform that some students got swine flue and they are keeping school closed till the matter is resolved exposing more people to virus. You are running a school guys you are not supposed to be that dumb.

All n all I guess whatever happens happens for a reason. Due to this swine flue Non veg eaters have one item less in their plate. I guess god is trying to maintain the ecological balance or god of animals is doing some favor to the pigs. Ahhhh ….Who are we to judge his ways. He works in mischievous ways ……freaky….Yes but mischievous.

First there was Salmonella, then Mad Cow after that Bird Flue and now Swine Flue. Still god hasn’t blessed fish with that I guess. Telling you fish guys don’t take load at all I f god doesn’t favor you Indian Media Channel will, they most probably invent one, probably a disease named “Something Fishy”. Till they do that swim away guys…..